You Are In the Right Place
Illiterate I’m not
Innumerate This describes me
Computercatatonic My nickname
Feeling cocky, I decided to explore the blog hosting software this morning. The next thing you know, the blog has a different theme. I can’t find the right one. And of course, I decide to go exploring on the very day that Ben, the good guy here who makes this blog happen, is out.
Now, I have a theory that computers deliberately sabotage our work from time to time, to make it clear that they are the boss. It’s an effective maneuver that confronts me almost daily. I often believe this computer is far superior to me.
Computercatatonia
Computercatatonia is directly related to tobacco addiction. Without real concerted effort, both take over and you become their slave. I wish kicking smoking addiction was as easy as taking a computer class. In the words of fellow-smoker Popeye when faced with a challenge, “Salami. Salami. Baloney.”

Note that Popeye keeps puffing away–until he gets his spinach, I presume. Did I have a cigarette when the computer decided to show me who’s the boss…
Back to Normal
When Ben returns tomorrow, Callin’ It Quits should look like its old self. (Old self??! Not a personal association I like.)

