Hand This Pack to a Cig Bummer
Who needs a home? Do you really have to feed the kids? Pay Bills? –Humbug!
Forget all that trivial stuff. What you need is one of the new, $10,000 limited-edition pack of cigarettes from BAT International.
Sold only at certain international airports in Europe, this cigarette pack is made of 18 carat white gold and is adorned with a “large” diamond and a ruby. The thought of whipping this baby out at a party is enought to make one think about smoking again.
When Jeff reads this, I’d like to remind him that the ruby is my birthstone. And what do you know?!! We’ll be flying into Europe in a couple of weeks!
Just think about what $10,000 would accomplish in a third-world country.
